Dear Mr/Mrs? Yak.
Well I was surprised to see ‘Beloved’ in the subject box of my email, I was thinking that Mr D had taken it upon himself to send me a love note…a la our teenage years, but no, it wasn’t from him, but you.
I must say I’ve never been in contact from anyone in Sudan, and we all know I love communication so this is really quite exciting for me.
I’m so flattered that my Chamber of Commerce as you say, singled me out as a trustworthy person for you to contact. I mean I know how special I am, but it’s nice to have it recognised by others..no? And yes, you are so right, our relationship could grow into something special.
I’m so sorry to hear your story. Your father..the former Minister for SPLA Affairs and Special Adviser to President Salva Kiir of South Sudan for Decentralization was obviously a very important man, although, I admit, I have no clue what any of that means. Terrible that he was killed, and now you say they are after you? I mean, you see these things on the TV but you just don’t expect to meat someone that is actually living through it! The figure of money you mentioned 5.6 million dollars! Well that certainly would be worth fleeing the country with wouldn’t it!
And how special am I that you chose ME out of all the people in the United Kingdom, to help you in your escape.
So just to make sure I understand, I need to help you come over and live in the UK as my Special Friend? Help you find a university place, and find a business for you to invest your money in?
And I would receive, for my trouble 10% of the aforementioned 5.6 million? Well seems like a great plan to me.
If i were the complete plank that you seem to think I am.
Just so you know. I’m not. A complete plank.
So the answer would be no.