My Dear Rev Jon.
I'm sooo excited that I'm going to get a refund as I appear to be one of the (un) lucky victims of a scam which involes 1,0000 dollars! You're going to put it in my bank account right now? All I have to do is ring you? I expect you’ll need my bank details? Why I'll get to it right away! OOO what ever will I spend it on? Clothes, shoes, Tea cups!!
Funny how I didn’t even realise I’d had any money missing in the first place, but hey ho, I’m not going to argue!
And I cannot for the LIFE of me think why your email found it's way into my SPAM folder. Maybe because it couldn't find a folder labelled SCAM!!