Sunday, 8 December 2013

Sunday Thoughts….

Housework is something you do that nobody notices until you don't do it
Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots
Our house is clean enough to be healthy, and dirty enough to be happy
Don't cook.  Don't clean.  No man will ever make love to a woman because she waxed the linoleum - "My God, the floor's immaculate.  Lie down, you hot bitch."  ~Joan Rivers

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